Revolting recipes

First read this normal recipe:
Ingredients: 1/2k flour; 1/2k sugar; 20g butter; 1l milk
Instructions: Melt the butter and mix in the flour. Then pour in
the milk and sugar and stir for 5 minutes with a wooden spoon.
Put in the oven and cook for 20 minutes at a temperature of 5250C.
Leave to cool and eat with a hot cup of coffee.
Now look at this revolting recipe:
Ingredients:  1 cats tail;  1/2k mud;  1l petrol; 50g vomit
Instructions: Heat the vomit for 5 minutes in a saucepan,
stirring all the time with the cat's tail. Pour in the mud and
petrol and mix well. Grill for 25 minutes and eat while still hot.
Goes well with boiled sheeps' eyes
Now write a revolting recipe of your own. (If this makes you feel sick, write a normal recipe instead!!)