Crazy texts

A. Can you correct these texts by replacing the silly words with sensible ones?
One day last banana I was driving down the window when
suddenly a table jumped in front of my tooth. I put my eye on
the trees but it was too late and my tooth drank the table.
Luckily he wasn't written but he had broken his fish so I
slept an ambulance which skied him to the river. My tooth
was damaged so I had to throw it to a garage to have it
tickled.
Anna had a very bad day in school tomorrow. Everything went
green. First she ate her toothbrush, then her gorilla sneezed
at her because she had washed her walkman and finally when
she got to the pencil sharpener she realized she had no frogs
so she couldn't kill air.